After receiving an 11-year pardon on all crimes committed before December 1st,

2024, Hunter Biden has said that he's thankful, but also wanted to know if there's

any way for the pardon to start December 9th instead of the first, because him and a few of

his boys are going to Art Basel in Miami from the 6th to the 8th, and things might get pretty

f***in' lit.

Sources say Hunter assured the president he is not looking a gift horse in the mouth,

but also expressed concerns that his boy T-Mack is organizing the Miami festivities,

and it would really help if they were covered in the event T-Mack does end up bringing some pros back to the crib.

Or if the forecast in Miami calls for snow, if you know what I mean.

According to sources, the president was very upset

to hear that despite being the president's son,

Hunter can't just pull at the club the old-fashioned way,

but is begrudgingly looking into it,

despite swearing this is the last time he would get involved.

The president is, however, on record stating

that he will be putting his foot down

on Hunter's subsequent request to have the pardon extended to a couple dozen of his boys

The boys cast the last

The dudes prepare your sons for the boys cast

The broods

The holy!

The dudes!

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