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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2024

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

“Experts” claim hotdogs shorten your lifespan, Ryan experiences American healthcare, and science confirms women who can’t achieve climax have only themselves to blame.

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0:00.0	Oh, why so glum, Ryan?
0:02.0	I'm actually not glum.
0:04.0	Ha-ha. I said why so glum, Ryan, you can tell old Santa Claus.
0:08.0	I'm just a little glum because this woman, Lily Phillips, beat my friend Danny Poloshach's record of sleeping with a hundred men.
0:13.0	Ha ha ha, that's obviously not true. Tell me what's actually bothering you?
0:17.0	No, that's what it is? It's a Lily Phillips thing. That's why I'm glum. What the fuck are you doing? Can you stop the music, please?
0:21.5	Look, the line is, you want a Justin Trudeau out, and I say, I might give you a Christmas miracle.
0:26.2	I told you I don't want to do your crappy Justin Trudeau sketch.
0:28.4	I told you this via email.
0:29.5	All right, I'm getting really sick of you sabotaging this podcast. $500 renting this costume, okay? Yes, fine, okay. Let's do your crappy, you know, no, no, no.
0:38.3	You don't want to.
0:39.3	No, let's put it out there for the world to see.
0:41.3	No, no, no.
0:42.3	Okay, fine, oh fine.
0:44.3	Ho ho, ho, why so glum, Ryan?
0:47.3	I'm just glum right now because my friend Danny Poleshock's mom's been flying around New York and everyone thinks it's a drone. All right, fuck this. Christmas is canceled.
0:56.6	The boys. The boys' cast.
0:58.3	Collapse.
0:59.0	The dudes.
1:01.4	Prepare your sons for boys' cast.
1:05.5	The bro.
1:06.2	Just the boy's cast.
	...

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