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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Krabby Patties are Made of Crab with Justin and Joey

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? And could they be... a cannibal? The Everything Reviewed boys are back with a theory so dark, so disturbing, that it just might ruin your childhood. See, Joey and Justin think that Mr. Krab's famous sandwiches might just be stuffed with crab meat. What else could be so delectable that it gets squids addicted and causes butt-related explosions?? Tune in for lots of tush talk, along with a brief history of everyone's childhood tv viewing, and lots of hummus talk.

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0:00.0

Oh, I forget, but it's probably good. We'll send that over to. Yeah. We'll send that

0:26.2

instead of this. Yeah, it sends some good screams our way. Alexis, you like it when

0:32.1

people scream really loud, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's helpful for audio. It's

0:39.6

really helpful. Big shouts. Yeah, I love it. You know what else Alexis loves. Oh, no. My

0:46.7

sick ways. Oh boy, we got a hot show for you tonight. It's two good good friends of the

0:55.3

show and incredibly funny people. I forgot to ask them how they wanted to be introduced.

1:01.2

So I'm just gonna go in Ross. They are the hosts of the delightful podcast, everything

1:10.9

reviewed and they are showing me a piece of paper that is a joke about something that they

1:18.3

want me to bring up later at the end of this. Okay. At the top of this show, have we started?

1:25.0

Yes. This is all part of it. This is gold. Okay. But you can't talk because I'm introducing you.

1:32.0

Before this, they were like, you should rate. When you rate these things, I want you to

1:37.5

rate our friendship. And I said, well, right now we're at a 10. And I'm holding solid.

1:41.6

And I told them it's their game to lose. So at the end of this podcast, I'm gonna rate

1:46.0

the friendship again. And we're gonna see where we're at. The hosts of everything are

1:50.8

viewed are here. Can't wait to talk to them again. Just insuring and Joey Berger and Hi

1:55.7

Buds. Hi. Wow. Did you like that six and a half minute intro? Yes. That was good.

2:03.2

It was really good. Yeah. No, I don't have to put any of our whole episode normally. So

2:08.2

that's great. What did you try to say Alex? Oh, I don't have to do any chit chat up at the top

2:13.6

because it took you so long to introduce them that we need to get right into it. You've been

2:18.7

putting in the chit chat before I do the introductions. Yeah. You don't know how the show works. Oh,

2:24.2

I don't listen to it. Okay. So normally when we do the show, we put some chit chat that you've

2:29.0

been having with the guests right before you introduce them. My personal conversations. Yeah,

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