Stephen King Is A European Ghost with Joey Clift

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The spooky season is upon us, and it's time we finally discuss the well-known and well-supported theory that the world's most famous horror writer is himself a ghost. But not just any ghost. No, today we're getting into the theory that Stephen King is in fact a thousand year old ghost who smuggled his way over to the United States of America purely to get revenge on the North American Indigenous people by way of writing really racist books. If you're wondering how he got here, why he just sort of hung out for 500 years of American history, and how he's getting away with it, our good friend the hilarious comedian Joey Clift will explain it all. Sit back and relax as we cruise through 1000 years of mystical and spiritual European history.

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0:00.0	Yeah, this summer I've been gusting a lot of podcasts.
0:19.8	I basically had about like a month-long break between gigs and I was like, oh, I've been
0:24.8	asked to be on a lot of podcasts, but I haven't like had the time to really do all of them.
0:30.1	So I just went through all of my Twitter message requests and just said yes to every single
0:33.9	one of them.
0:34.9	It was very fun.
0:36.4	I framed all of it as a tour.
0:38.7	Unfortunately, at this listening, the tour is over, but it was called the Joey Clift
0:44.8	has some free time.
0:45.8	So he's spending it gusting on podcast 2021 tour.
0:48.6	You can follow along on Twitter at hashtag JCHSFTSHISGOPS2021.
0:56.3	I'm probably going to get a billboard made with like my face on it and then all the podcasts
1:02.4	that I was on like it's a tour billboard.
1:06.2	You should get sure.
1:07.2	I was thinking about doing shirts because I did have a poster designed, but like so that
1:12.0	I've got the branding I'll figure it out.
1:13.7	But yeah, I'm thinking about like, oh, it's like how much is it to get a billboard in like
1:16.7	Silmar or something, you know, just so you can have a picture of yourself in front of
1:22.2	the billboard.
1:23.2	Just, you know, to let everybody know that my podcast tour already happened.
1:27.7	Yeah.
1:28.7	You missed it.
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