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Baby Geniuses

Kate Berlant / Adam Conover

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2014

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Live from Cabo!! This particularly loopy episode of BG was recorded on the last day of our vacation in Mexico! The hysterical & relaxed Kate Berlant talks about her days as an assistant to an eccentric healer! Then, New York expert Ron Konkoma tells us why New York is way better than anywhere else. Plus: vacation highlights! White guilt! Sociopaths! Tune in and chill out!!! Lisa Hanawalt Emily Heller Kate Berlant Adam Conover

Transcript

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A billion years ago there was nothing but space

0:03.2

than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place

0:06.0

there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed

0:10.5

with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses.

0:15.0

We know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses.

0:19.0

We know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses.

0:22.0

We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses

0:25.3

how something you don't know

0:26.3

bonjorno babies ola babies come on it's done I dad use the formal ustead for babies.

0:34.0

Just maybe a little bit of overkill.

0:37.0

We are broadcasting not live from Cabo. This is the very end of our vacation. We're in the business center.

0:49.0

We're in the business center of our hotel.

0:51.0

Yeah.

0:52.0

Getting ready to fly back to Los Angeles after four days of sitting

1:00.1

around and being drunk. And buying trinkets.

1:03.4

And buying trinkets, yeah.

1:04.6

What did you buy?

1:07.0

I bought a really creepy rabbit mask.

1:11.2

Okay, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know how to describe it. It has fangs, but there is sort of a carrot embedded in its mouth. Yeah, it's using it. I was thunderstruck. Yeah, we were like on our way out of the out of the door and you were like stop. I need to buy something.

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