Jake Weisman / Jake Regal

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Hello, babies! This week we have the hilarious JAKE WEISMAN talking to us all about Scientology, cats, and the intersection of Scientology and cats!! We also talk about the worst opera singer in history, what it's like to swim with otters, and we ask Hitler: what the actual fuck?? Plus, occult expert (and vampyr) Garithium tells us which monsters are cool and which monsters are fools. Tune in and be spooked!!! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jake Weisman Jake Regal

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.7	hello
0:27.7	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thank you for listening
0:32.0	thus far what a commitment you made. We just reset and I tried to say things the exact same way.
0:38.0	Sounded really natural and fresh. Thank you. Thank you so much. I feel like I've been doing a lot of work on that.
0:45.0	Yeah, that must be hard because you have to tell the same jokes over and over again.
0:49.0	I don't call me out, why don't you?
0:51.0	Well, here's a little bit. I don't know if you know this but comedians don't make a
0:55.2	brand new set every time. We're not making it up as we go along I feel like I should
0:59.7	close the window or you're going to hear a lot of pool chatter.
1:03.2	Are there people in the pool?
1:04.6	No, but I just mean, you know, people sort of talking about the pool.
1:08.1	Your neighbors are having a party.
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