Beth Stelling / Kristen Studard

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2014

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week on the podcast, hilarious comedian Beth Stelling (Conan, @midnight, Chelsea Lately & more) tells us all about how to have fun in Dayton Ohio. Here's a hint: you have to defy the Goosebumps book "Stay Out of the Basement." Then, celebrity sex-pert Marlene Biscotti spills the beans about what all your favorite stars are like in the sack! How does she know? First-hand experience!! Plus: taboo foods! Earthquakes! and other near death experiences!!!! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Beth Stelling Kristen Studard

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.5	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses
0:25.3	tell us something you don't know.
0:26.3	Bonjorno.
0:28.3	Welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa
0:31.1	welcome to our show. Very excited to have you listening to us. Isn't it nice that
0:38.7	humans make podcasts for other humans to listen to. Are you high right now?
0:43.3	I was just thinking about it.
0:46.1	Yeah, I mean it is.
0:47.4	No other animals do that.
0:51.8	Yeah, I think the main thing that distinguishes humans from other animals is podcasting.
0:56.0	That's a number one.
0:58.0	There's a lot.
0:59.0	That's true.
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