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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

K-Poo-90-Chew

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired January 14, 2026: I'll put three in you. Are you dead? Everything you wanna know about a booger wall.   

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0:00.0

Happy New Year podcast, pals.

0:01.9

Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air.

0:23.1

UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat.

0:28.2

Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way.

0:30.8

Be cozy this winter.

0:32.1

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:36.5

Online at standardhe heating.com. Moving on to the Wednesday operation now.

1:03.8

The Wednesday model.

1:06.5

We certainly hope everyone's feeling just great.

1:11.1

And we thank you for stopping by the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:16.5

Oh, Cubby, I've had a song locked into my head for two days.

1:20.0

I can't shake it.

1:20.9

A good one or a bad one?

1:22.8

I don't know.

1:23.6

I suppose it's all right.

1:24.5

You tell me what strange is, you know,

1:28.4

normally I'd have to actually hear a song recently in order for it to torture me for a day or two.

1:37.2

But I can guarantee you this. I can guarantee I haven't heard this song in years yet two days ago.

1:42.9

It upped and occupied my brain it's a 30 year old

1:47.1

maybe more than that a 30-some year old print song get off oh yeah sure i know that one very well

1:55.2

23 positions in a one-night stand get off if you want my babies. Here I am. It's an old print.

2:02.2

I can't think of it. I can't shake it. My wife plays prints quite a bit around the house,

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