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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired January 13, 2026: If you don't use it, you lose it. Pecker wrecker. Everything you wanna know about handsome Squidward.

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0:00.0	Happy New Year podcast, pals.
0:01.9	Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air.
0:23.1	UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat.
0:28.2	Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way.
0:30.8	Be cozy this winter.
0:32.1	Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.
0:36.5	Online at standardhe heating.com.
0:38.5	The 93x half-assed morning show.
0:42.3	Ninety-three.
0:44.7	Fair.
0:45.2	Fair. Fair enough, I guess.
0:58.2	We ought to get things underway.
1:00.0	Anything to end that limp biscuit song, really?
1:03.3	We got a couple folks that enjoyed that.
1:05.8	What?
1:06.1	Thought it was a nice pump-up song to wake up to.
1:09.8	I'm with you.
1:10.8	I was shadow boxing over here.
1:12.6	I want to get rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
1:15.3	I'm not always excited to, you know, initially crack the mics, but anything to get rid of
1:20.0	that limp biscuit song.
1:22.4	A pump-up song.
	...

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