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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired January 15, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Shaq-ing. Everything you wanna know about making a stranger a pizza.   

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0:00.0

Happy New Year podcast, pals.

0:01.9

Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air.

0:23.1

UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat.

0:28.2

Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way.

0:30.8

Be cozy this winter.

0:32.1

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:36.5

Online at standardhe heating.com.

0:38.5

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:42.3

93rd. You know how it is around here.

1:02.0

Nothing but nothing but fun.

1:06.0

From one end to town to the other, nothing but laughs.

1:09.0

We sincerely hope everyone's doing all right this

1:11.9

morning we care we do welcome to the half-ass morning show we've all got an anniversary to

1:22.5

celebrate today cubby it's the 25th anniversary of how do i i say it again Wikipedia yeah i haven't gotten you guys

1:30.3

anything yet i hope you're not frustrated with that wikipedia what a fun thing that's been

1:36.1

you guys ever well before i would go down a youtube rabbit hole i would go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole

1:41.4

yeah same here oh i still do all the time. Do you really?

2:02.7

More than YouTube, definitely. Yeah, for me, it's more YouTube just because YouTube's like, you know what else you'd like, pal? And YouTube's usually right. But with Wikipedia, you know, for a lot of times, I wonder if you guys are the same way, watching a show. We'll pause it and we'll look up. Where was that actor from? We'll check out IMDB or we're looking something up on Wikipedia.

2:01.6

So that's definitely become a part of nearly daily life.

2:06.6

Isn't that something? 25 years now of Wikipedia.

2:11.4

Yeah. I'd say that's one of my most frequent stops on the godless internet.

2:18.3

When I choose to visit the internet, if I'm not on YouTube watching a grainy video of a Van Halen concert from 1982, if I'm not repeatedly checking the weather forecast, like the elderly person that I am, I stopped by

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