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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH?

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0:00.0	Let's get ready to rumble!
0:04.0	Are you ready? Ready for Sykes?
0:07.0	Unique holiday cottages across the UK.
0:11.0	Selected by Sykes? Perfect for you.
0:15.0	Rated, excellent, untrust pilot. Get ready to explore.
0:19.0	Get ready to relax. Get ready for Sykes.
0:23.0	Get ready to book your next holiday at SykesCottages.co.uk
0:30.0	I can't believe that chatting new with Tennessee is like a real actual put.
0:36.0	Somebody right now is probably a Patreon member that's in and around that.
0:40.0	Yeah, you know what's weird also is when they like found land back in the day?
0:43.0	They would just put a flag and be like, this is mine.
0:46.0	And there's people that already lived there.
0:48.0	I've been there. I want to do that in a parking space.
0:51.0	And just put a flag through somebody's niece on all its money. This is mine now.
0:54.0	Like what?
0:55.0	How do you feel? You know people in New York kept cones in their cars?
0:58.0	And so they put it out.
1:00.0	I don't know this is my spot.
1:01.0	You know how everybody's hopping on crypto right now and then by the time they get on it, it's too late.
1:05.0	That was the gold rush.
1:07.0	People were like, oh we're in California, there's gold.
1:09.0	And then everybody moved here, but by the time they got there, there was no gold left.
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