134: All Limbs No C*ck

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along.

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0:00.0	Oh, this Tuesday, starting off spectacular. I just came on my own knees.
0:07.8	Two or a day, hey ladies and gentlemen, this is your beloved Trevor Wallace and I'm going on the
0:12.9	road harder than some goddamn concrete. And if you on that muskete come out this weekend,
0:19.5	Oklahoma City baby, we have five shows this weekend. That's August 15th through the 14th.
0:26.4	Then we have speed through these baby spoke and Washington all the premium seats sold out,
0:30.8	but there's still some other GAs left. We got August 19th through the August 21st.
0:35.4	Then we got some new dates here, Plano, Texas September 9th through September 11th.
0:40.3	Then we got Lexington, Kentucky September 30th through October 2nd, Virginia Beach,
0:45.7	New Brunswick, Jacksonville, Florida, Denver, Charlotte, Nashville. Those dates are on my website
0:52.0	TrevorWallsCommony.com. I don't want to take them too much time. But if I said you said you go check it out.
0:56.3	Get some tickets, come on out and come if you want not in public. That's illegal.
1:02.4	TrevorWallsCommony.com.
1:06.4	Michael Blowstein on on on on tour. Okay, here we go. Here are the dates. You ready? Yes you are.
1:13.1	August 18th. I'm going to be in Tampa, Florida. August 19th. I'm going to be in Orlando, Florida.
1:20.1	November, these are new dates, new dates, new dates. November 2nd. I'll be in Raleigh,
1:24.5	North Carolina. November 3rd. I'm going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina. November 4th. I will be in
1:30.9	Nashville, Tennessee. And on October 2nd, I'm going to be in Portland. October 2nd. I'm going to be
1:38.9	in Portland. And then November 21st, I'm going to be in San Francisco. Guys, go get your tickets at
1:48.0	blowcomedy.com. Blowcomedy.com. And real quick, before we get into the episode, just a
1:55.4	friendly reminder that we have a Patreon maybe and what does that patreon? It's an extra full length,
2:00.8	no commercial bonus episode every week that comes out on Friday. No ads, $5 a month, four episodes,
2:08.0	massive catalog, massive rack. How much is $5? It's a goddamn cup of coffee. Patreon.com,
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