133: Trevor Wallace Got Hard at Hard Summer

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us.

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0:00.0	You're like buying a car and then they're like,
0:01.7	so do you want the Kia and Red or do you want it in blue?
0:03.8	And you're like, I'll be right back.
0:05.5	Just everything.
0:06.3	So you didn't leave my office.
0:07.3	Just jerk it off on my plan in the corner.
0:09.2	I'll get the blue one.
0:10.2	Me neither, large fries.
0:11.4	Oh god damn it.
0:15.2	Who likes stand-up comedy?
0:17.0	I do, I do, you do, Trevor does, Gabe do.
0:20.0	So you guys are asking, when are they going on tour?
0:24.1	When?
0:24.6	I will tell you.
0:25.1	I will tell you.
0:26.1	Michael Blossine's going on tour August 18th.
0:28.4	I will be in Tampa, Florida, August 19th.
0:31.1	I will be in Orlando, Florida more days to come very soon.
0:35.3	Go to blowcomedy.com for tickets.
0:38.4	Mr. Wallace, you're gonna be way.
0:40.4	Mother f-ing bruh.
0:42.4	We got Liberty Township, AKA Cincinnati, Ohio.
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