July 6, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2010

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

After a particularly pungent flight back from NYC, Luke issues a fatwa on people farting on airplanes, but Sean shares a personally story about just how wrong things can go when you keep gas inside for too long.

Transcript

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0:00.0	What are you guys doing? Is this a host job?
0:02.0	Are you hosting me down?
0:03.0	You host yourself now.
0:04.0	You host yourself.
0:05.0	I'm down.
0:06.0	I host myself now.
0:07.0	What do you want me to do?
0:08.0	I don't care.
0:09.0	Yeah, get a job.
0:10.0	We'll get a job?
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	Just get a job while I strap up my job helmet.
0:13.0	And squeeze down into a job cannon.
0:14.0	And fire off into job land.
0:16.0	We're jobs growing jobbies.
0:18.0	TVTM.
0:28.0	Hey there everybody.
0:29.0	Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:34.0	It is the show that is probably too beautiful to live.
0:37.0	They've turned the radio dial with a snarl.
0:40.0	Then one day they tell me they suddenly realize I was talking to them.
0:45.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 180 pounds.
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