What's the weather like out there? It's hot, damn hot, real hot, hot and this is my

shorts, I can cook things in it, you know, crotch-pot cooking. Well can you tell me what it feels like?

Foo, and it's hot, I told you game. Where you born on the sun, it's damn hot. You can be

looking at it, I saw a so damn hot, I saw a little guy at the orange row, burst into flames.

It's that hot, you know what I'm talking about. What do you think it's going to be like tonight?

It's going to be hot and wet, that night of year with a lady, well ain't no good if you're in the jungle.

Thank you Roswell, here's the song coming your way right now. No way to run to by Martha

and the Van Dulles, yeah! T-B-T-L!

Well good morning Vietnam and parts of Ballard. It's a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Hello juice! My name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host,

weighing in at 178 pounds, not too shabby. I don't want to deprecate the feelings here.

The deprecation of the feelings, it's probably warranted because I only am down that low because

I went on a run on this at 8 typically hot Seattle day and I sweat it out things I drank in the 70s.

So that's probably not a real number that 178, but I'll take it. We've got a real fun show for you.

This is episode 594 in a collector series. Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzie coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Was yesterday really the day Marty and Doc Brown were scheduled to show up when they went to the

future in that movie? Roads! And we're going, we don't need roads. Is it possible we are that old

that we are living in the time when they were saying was the super way in the future future?

We'll talk about that. Also, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail.

They're actually, and I counted, 784,000 ways that this could have been avoided for her.

We'll go through each one in painful detail. And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over? Milkah what?

And of course, it is Wednesday, and that means T-B-T-L is a call-make.

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