Live from New York, it's T-B-T-E-L!

Oh yes it is.

Hi and hello everybody.

Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-O.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It's a trapstief, a mockery of a sham, a mockery of a trapstief, two mockeries of a sham.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at, oh god.

I couldn't even hazard a guess, but I can assure you it's not good.

Based on what I've been consuming here in New York City, I'll tell you about that in just a moment.

This is episode 592 in a collector's series.

Hello from New York City, where I am looking at the window of the hotel Dumont,

here in the beautiful Murray Hill neighborhood of the city.

I hope you had a great fourth of July weekend.

I hope you didn't blow anything off your body.

Today we have a fun conversation for you featuring a couple of pals of mine here in New York,

Dan Pashman and Mark Garrison. They do the very funny, very obsessive,

but very interesting podcast known as The Sport Full. We'll get to that in just a moment.

First, a couple of quick updates.

I'm here in New York because yesterday I went to my buddy, Wins Wedding, and I got to tell you

people, man, oh man, do they do it up for the New York weddings? I mean, like out in Seattle,

you know, we throw out a plate of the cold cuts, you know, get a keg or a beer,

take our shoes off, walk out in the backyard, and say a couple vows and, you know, call it good.

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