Joy Ride to the ATM
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather breaks down the details of the insane predicament she found herself in, at the Memphis airport, ran into a couple Lasso kids in Texas and was slinging art in Mississippi for Robin like drug dealer from the 80's. That and more!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.6 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:24.6 | Absolutely not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.4 | How the hell are you? |
| 0:31.2 | Hope you're doing great. I kind of the hiccups right now and it's not because I was like |
| 0:35.2 | chugging more teens or you know I don't know I'm excited about anything. I just I got a little |
| 0:42.3 | layer bubble. And here we are. Here we are. You know, in the mean 36 thriving and just doing |
| 0:50.0 | the fricking most. Hope you're having a beautiful week. It's it's the first of May. You know what I mean? |
| 0:56.0 | May it's gonna be May. Met Gala was Monday. I mean when I say I would thrive on the red carpet. |
| 1:04.7 | I would do it. I keep waiting for Anna Wentore to invite me. I have not gotten a phone call yet. |
| 1:10.8 | And I just feel like I would bring the heat. I know exactly you know how to find my angles. I know |
| 1:15.9 | how to talk to the paparazzi. I would have some dramatic. Theodril veil. I would have a train. |
| 1:22.0 | You know maybe with the words that say like bring back jinkos. I would make a political statement. |
| 1:27.5 | I don't know what it would be about but probably the fact that I would like jinkos to come back. |
| 1:31.7 | And if you don't know what jinkos are then you didn't grow up in 2000. Well really like 97. |
| 1:37.0 | Those were wide leg jeans that all the skater boys wore. And by skater boys I mean I knew like four of |
| 1:43.2 | them and their names were Chad Trevor Austin and Tyler. And if one of them didn't try and finger you |
| 1:49.7 | in high school at the prom you weren't thriving. Anywho I hope everybody's great. I just had some |
| 1:58.1 | interesting. Y'all there's so much to get into. Had a near death experience at the Memphis airport |
| 2:03.4 | which we will absolutely break down. We're gonna get into the hotline. As always you can call into |
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