NYC SCAR TISSUE
Absolutely Not
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4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather and Jeff are taking a walk down memory lane in their old neighborhood. They have some advice for the Rat Czar of the city and take you behind the scenes of what a VIP experience at the Garden has in store for the local celebs. A Homeless man calls Heather a lesbian, and so so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:22.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:24.8 | absolutely not podcast It's your girl Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.0 | Very excited to get into the boy smells this week. I am back in New York City doing the |
| 0:32.0 | absolute fucking most. I am here doing press doing all of it doing watch what happens live |
| 0:37.4 | took the man up to barstall sports. We are hitting the press ground and running. |
| 0:43.2 | It's exciting but it's a lot it's a lot of work you know you go around you do 15 podcast |
| 0:47.7 | you're talking all fucking day but it's it's fun you know what I mean I'm getting to run the |
| 0:51.9 | gamut and see the folks across the city feels good to be back in New York City. I'll tell you what |
| 0:57.1 | it feels really good to be back trash everywhere. I'm excited to possibly run into the rat czar |
| 1:03.0 | somewhere on the streets. You don't know who the rat czar is it is a kind woman that was hired |
| 1:08.0 | by the city of New York. Payed $155,000 for the year in order to murder all the rats. Now murdering |
| 1:15.0 | sounds intense but if you ever come face to face with the rat the size of I don't know a large |
| 1:20.4 | golden retriever then you know exactly how this works it's terrifying it's the worst they need to go. |
| 1:26.4 | Rats carry things like the plague you know eczema things like that that are highly contagious |
| 1:32.8 | and really not worth any of our times. So I am hoping that we see the rats are actually let me type |
| 1:38.4 | in and see if we have any information on this woman rats are in YC. |
| 1:44.5 | Ooh Kathleen Karate hope I pronounced that Italian name right it says |
| 1:49.1 | Kathleen has been appointed to oversee efforts to drive down New York City's |
| 1:52.9 | burgeoning rat problem. One person who didn't get the job was Curtis Silva who suggested using |
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