John Early / Amber Nelson
Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2017
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
| 0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
| 0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
| 0:25.9 | hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa |
| 0:30.1 | oh my god so the burp or was it like a demon coming out of your thorax don't make |
| 0:39.8 | me jus! Jews. |
| 0:47.0 | Both. Welcome to our show. |
| 0:48.0 | We haven't recorded in a while. |
| 0:49.0 | This is nice to be back in the same room. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah. Happy Halloween. |
| 0:54.6 | Happy Halloween. |
| 0:55.7 | This is our spooky episode. |
| 0:57.7 | The spookiest episode. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, are you, we've talked about this quite a bit. You're not going to dress up for Halloween. |
| 1:07.0 | No, too much pressure. Yeah. I'm just going out of town so I don't even have to go to any parties or think about it. |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:13.9 | I am going to be the Gavla Goat. |
| 1:16.9 | I'm so excited. |
| 1:17.7 | Which I'm very excited about. |
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