Jess Dweck / Paul Welsh

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2017

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Emily has a weird, creepy experience with some curtains. Curtains aren’t supposed to do that! Lisa gets a terrible DM on Instagram. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “List of premature obituaries.” Who knew not dying could be so fun? We welcome “writer” Jess Dweck who had a particularly bad Airbnb experience. On Expert Hour, we are joined by Ricky Tarps, who gives us some creative pointers on how to eat on a budget.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:05.0	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.4	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything
0:23.7	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.
0:26.3	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa
0:31.1	Thanks for listening to our show I almost said I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show. I almost said I'm Emily. Are you Emily? No one knows the difference at this point who can tell? I mean I don't I think that I would attribute this to just sort of like being awkward but one time at a show
0:45.2	Someone was like I'm a fan of baby genius as I came and you know like I read Emily's book and
0:50.9	Like they said that to me like oh I see what happened there.
0:55.0	Very interchangeable I get it like you literally just saw me performance on my name on a
1:00.1	flyer like I don't think it was like they genuinely didn't know the difference
1:03.2	I think they just yeah I hope that's adorable don't feel self-conscious about it if
1:07.8	that was you and you remembered it that's very sweet meeting people that you've
1:11.6	been listening to for a long time is very awkward.
1:14.0	It is.
1:15.0	Because you're like, I spent so much time with you.
1:17.0	This is so one-sided.
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:19.0	You want them to know all of the things you have in common.
1:22.0	Yeah. But you can in common. Yeah.
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