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Baby Geniuses

Chris Marcil / Jon Daly

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! On today’s episode, Lisa discovers a new slime teen and one of Emily’s favorite ASMR artists returns. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Agnodice,” supposedly the first female midwife or physician in ancient Athens. We welcome TV writer Chris Marcil, who has brought in some of his favorite out of print books to show off. On Expert Hour, we are joined by commercial airline pilot and weatherperson Dumb Johnson.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything.

0:23.0

Baby geniuses.

0:25.0

Tell us something we don't know.

0:26.0

Hello Babies.

0:28.0

Welcome to Baby Geniuses.

0:29.0

I'm Emily.

0:30.0

I'm Lisa. Welcome to our show.

0:32.0

Thank you for listening to us. I feel like that was a really strong start.

0:35.2

Yeah, I think so. Can you guys hear Indi Slurping water in the background?

0:39.2

I like having her around. She's the best. Just kind of durdling around the living room barding under the table

0:45.2

brings me great comfort during these dark times oh yeah what are the things

0:51.2

that's a good topic of conversation what are the things that are bringing you comfort during these dark times?

0:56.2

Oh my God.

0:57.2

For me it's that teddy bear with the really long legs.

0:59.0

Yeah, I think long leg bear is bringing us all a great deal of relief.

1:04.0

Everyone look at my Twitter if you haven't already because I retweeted about it.

1:07.6

But someone, there's a steady bear for sale on Amazon and then the picture.

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