Michelle Wolf / Ashley Brooke Roberts

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2013

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Today on BG: Emily is enraptured by the history of San Francisco prostitutes, Lisa confesses to not seeing BIO-DOME, comedian Michelle Wolf shares her wisdom on exercise, and movement expert Tina Marie Turner (Ashley Brooke Roberts) promotes her web series...er, shows us the benefits of moving. Eat a space cake and get moving! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Michelle Wolf Ashley Brooke Roberts

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.1	welcome to baby geniuses the most professional podcast in the history of
0:32.0	Cave comedy radio no that's me.
0:35.0	That's probably true.
0:36.0	Oh, is it?
0:38.0	I mean, if we are the most professional podcast
0:40.0	in the history of all podcasting,
0:42.0	yes, then that is an inclusive of cave comedy radio
0:47.0	I'm sorry I have a cop drop in my mouth I have an altoid in You guys. Our mouths are disgusting for you.
0:53.8	I had some comments from last week's episode where there was food being chewed.
0:57.4	Oh, really?
0:57.8	What did people say?
0:58.8	More just, my friend Ryan texted me and said, I can hear chewing food sounds.
1:04.1	Yeah we warned people. Yeah I remember there's one episode of Dan Savage's
1:09.6	podcast where he was eating and it was like I couldn't stand it.
1:12.8	Oh really?
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