Z Packs and Upset Tummies
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll on her tum tum. Did the meds think she was getting scammed by a repeat medical biller? She makes it through and finds the strength to advise on your voicemails.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.8 | absolutely not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? Hope you're |
| 0:31.1 | doing great. I'm doing great. I'm fantastic. I've been zippy though. |
| 0:34.7 | Had a little bout of diarrhea last night so that put me on my ass literally and |
| 0:39.3 | figuratively at about 10 p.m. I've been on a Z-pack. I don't know when was the last time you took an antibiotic |
| 0:46.1 | but my God ripped through me. I'm so sorry I didn't mean to share that. That is so unprofessional of me. The fact that you have, you're not even 15 seconds |
| 0:59.6 | and to this hour of entertainment, I'm already bringing in fecal matter, unacceptable. |
| 1:05.0 | Unacceptable. I apologize. But I did. I had a little tummy issue last night and you know when you're you got a grip on to the side of the bathroom and you go you look up you look up and all you can see you're trying to find the Lord but all you can see is the vent and those |
| 1:24.0 | canned this horrible bathroom can lights that are just beaming down on you and you |
| 1:29.0 | think you literally think to yourself while you were fighting for your life |
| 1:32.2 | as your intestines |
| 1:33.2 | churn you think is this what God like is this what God's looking at and you just |
| 1:39.5 | imagine the Lord peering down and being like you're a little bitch that's why I gave you an upset tummy. |
| 1:46.2 | Oh I was fighting for my life recovering from a little sinus infection and I had to get |
| 1:51.0 | that z-pack knocked that baby out. I got to go to LA for work. I had shows this weekend, you know, I had to zip zap zap. |
| 1:57.2 | And I was fighting for my life last night to the point where Jeff was like, |
| 2:01.8 | knock, you know, knock, knock, |
| 2:03.2 | he's like, are you good in there? |
| 2:04.7 | And I was like, no, this fucking Z-Pack. |
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