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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Originally Aired September 4, 2025: Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Grandma fell for a space-scam. Everything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy fraud.

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0:00.0	Hey podcast pals.
0:01.3	Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast
0:05.5	that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face
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0:16.7	but they won't last long.
0:18.1	By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out,
0:21.8	you'll be freezing your private parts off
0:23.8	while dealing the side eye from your significant other
0:26.3	and pets for not calling sooner.
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0:38.9	the 93x half-assed morning show 903 i'll be damned We are up and running.
0:57.2	Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show.
1:00.7	And we appreciate you very much.
1:04.0	Here you go, dorks.
1:08.6	Here's that NFL season you can't stop jagging off over.
1:09.6	So excited.
1:28.2	Won't you be watching your favorite team tonight? Jesus, what a pain in the ass. You guys just can't get enough, can you? I'm a fan. Yeah, I've been looking forward to it, real football back. And I know you're a huge Eagles fan now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they really did give us a gift at the end of last season. Are you going to be watching tonight?
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