Waffle House Arrest

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Shenlyn brings the case against her husband, Martin. Shenlyn loves to go out for breakfast with family and friends, but Martin prefers breakfast at home. He thinks that he can cook breakfast at home better and for less money. She wishes he would participate in her breakfast outings. With Guest Bailiff Maeve Higgins! Thank you to Gavin Pouliot for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.7	I'm Bayliffe Maeve Higgins, filling in for Jesse Thorn.
0:08.4	This week, Waffle House arrest.
0:10.8	Shenlin brings the case against her husband, Martin.
0:14.0	Shenlin loves to go out for breakfast with family and friends,
0:16.9	but Martin prefers breakfast at home.
0:19.6	He thinks that he can cook breakfast at home better
0:22.4	and for less money.
0:24.3	She wishes he would participate in her breakfast outings.
0:27.7	Who's right?
0:28.5	Who's wrong?
0:29.6	Only one man can decide.
0:31.7	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the court room
0:35.4	and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:39.4	Every one of my podcasts means something.
0:42.8	The network, the producer, the year it was made.
0:45.3	Who was copying?
0:46.1	Who's style?
0:46.9	Who's expanding on that?
0:48.1	Don't you understand?
0:49.7	When I listen to my podcasts, they take me back
0:52.1	to certain points in my life, OK?
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