Jermaine Fowler / Emily Axford

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2013

⏱️ 70 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This was recorded during the New York City heat wave, and Emily is baffled how people can look good in weather like this. Comedian Jermaine Fowler of MTV2's GUY CODE relates the struggles of trying to give teenagers advice, and the differences between him and his identical twin. Pinterest expert Dakota Muchley (Emily Axford) plugs her book about the social network, PINING FOR PINS: REAPIN' IN THEM RE-PINS. It's Baby Geniuses, your bi-weekly TED Talk for the millenial set! Lisa Hanawalt Emily Heller Emily Axford Jermaine Fowler

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	hello babies hello
0:28.2	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thanks for listening
0:31.9	it's a fucking scorcher in New York City right now.
0:37.0	Yeah, I chose today to bike over the Williamsburg Bridge.
0:41.0	Oh my God.
0:42.0	It was a bad decision.
0:43.0	The only parts of New York where you're not in the shade.
0:46.0	No. So hot. It's like over a hundred degrees.
0:50.0	I don't like it. I'm just going to come out and say,
0:52.0	fuck this city.
0:53.7	My body has become a machine that turns pristine nice summer
0:58.8	outfits into wet garbage.
1:01.9	Yeah, there's the thing about, the crazy thing about hot weather in New York City to me is that like,
1:10.0	there's all these fancy people in New York.
1:12.0	I don't understand how they they look so good
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.