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Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2013
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
| 0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place |
| 0:06.2 | there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed |
| 0:10.6 | with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:15.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:19.0 | We know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses. |
| 0:22.0 | We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
| 0:26.5 | Hey babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thanks for listening to our show, boy, do we like you? |
| 0:35.0 | You said that in a way where it sounded like you didn't. |
| 0:38.0 | Well, you know, I try to make people think that I don't like them. |
| 0:43.0 | And they'll like you more. |
| 0:45.0 | Listen. |
| 0:46.0 | I said it. I meant it. |
| 0:49.0 | I think I like you guys. |
| 0:51.0 | You know what? I bet there's some people listening that I don't like it's |
| 0:54.9 | not you it's not you it's other people yeah listening not you of course I like |
| 0:58.6 | you it's weird to think that we don't know anything about the people who listen to our show. |
| 1:04.4 | I bet some real jerks listen to it. |
| 1:05.9 | Yeah, are you a jerk email us baby Jesus podcast at email. |
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