Matt Koff / Connor Ratliff
Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2013
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space |
| 0:03.2 | than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place |
| 0:06.2 | there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed |
| 0:10.6 | with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
| 0:26.2 | what's up what's uh we're back |
| 0:30.3 | hey babies hey babies we're back have you have you become toddlers yet |
| 0:37.6 | Why isn't why you I don't know something gross about them. I just imagined are like our fans being these little tadpoles growing into frogs. |
| 0:46.7 | Well that's on you. |
| 0:48.7 | All right I'll take responsibility. |
| 0:51.7 | For misinterpreting the word. |
| 0:52.9 | Also, tadpoles aren't that gross. |
| 0:56.5 | I don't know. I just saw Pacific Rim last night, |
| 0:58.4 | so everything's gross to me now. |
| 0:59.8 | Wait, why? |
| 1:00.5 | Oh, because that movie's about monsters? |
| 1:01.9 | There's some monsters, and there's one that's like kind of a baby and it's gross. |
| 1:06.4 | Like a baby monster? |
| 1:07.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.4 | Was that movie good? |
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