January 5, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2011

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Andy Haynes and Scott Moran stop by to help Luke fix his many jokes that didn't work during the previous night's standup dry-run. Plus, of course, lots of 'Smanging'

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0:00.0	Oh, no, not now.
0:02.0	Why is Maya?
0:04.0	But I can't, from great life.
0:06.0	See, here's a good example.
0:08.0	Two brothers, one speaks no English.
0:10.0	The other learned how to speak English from watching the wide world of sports.
0:13.0	You tell me, which is better.
0:15.0	Speak, knowing we should all speak Howard Cosell.
0:17.0	T-B-T-L!
0:22.0	Hey there, friendos.
0:23.0	Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:27.0	This is the show.
0:28.0	It just so happens.
0:29.0	That might be too beautiful to live.
0:32.0	It's episode 724 in a collector series.
0:36.0	I'm your host, Luke Burmick, weighing in at...
0:38.0	I'm going to say this, based on what happened last night at Dick's Drive-in.
0:41.0	A surprisingly low 186.5 pounds.
0:45.0	We got Andy Haynes and Scott Moran here.
0:47.0	Would you guys say that it appeared that I had ingested at least 180 pounds of cheeseburger last night?
0:54.0	I mean, that was...
0:56.0	Everything that happened last night, that for me is the most embarrassing part.
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