January 4, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2011

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

TBTL contemplates the End of Days, Brett Favre's questionable decisions, and the hateful 'Ear-Crack' that The Black Eyed Peas apparently sprinkle into every song.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Mom, Dad, I've got a little surprise for the two of you.
0:03.0	I think I might just buy you up.
0:05.0	30-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California.
0:07.0	Complete with push-button phones.
0:09.0	Look at this face.
0:10.0	What do you see?
0:11.0	Look at it, Dad.
0:12.0	What do you see?
0:13.0	What do you see?
0:14.0	Say it. Say it.
0:15.0	Oh, hey, it's a face.
0:17.0	Yeah, but what kind of face?
0:19.0	Well, pale,
0:21.0	pasty,
0:22.0	psychotic.
0:23.0	No, Dad.
0:24.0	It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop-dead, handsome face.
0:27.0	I'm gonna become a male model.
0:30.0	Oh, you know what, Chris?
0:31.0	You can't just walk into the glamorous, high-paying world of male model.
0:35.0	And it takes hard work.
0:36.0	It takes dedication.
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