January 3, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2011
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Jen share their resolutions for 2011, compare notes on recent public urinations, and go down an IMDB rabbit hole titled 'hey, what happened to the cast of Malcolm in the Middle?'
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, you're listening to PPRPPP. I am Bell Denton, the topic of the day. Do beginnings getting over losses friends |
| 0:10.5 | Life, we have our first color. Hi, I'm on the air. You are you're about to get the next day. I'll Denton. Yeah |
| 0:18.6 | Yeah, you're my hero. Yeah, you are good, man. Seriously, I got to admit. Yeah, it sounds pretty good. It sounds real bad, huh? |
| 0:31.0 | If I close my eyes, it does sound like this. Oh, yeah. That's the radio. This is the radio. That's the DJ. I better like if you don't run it. I would listen to it. Thanks, ma'am. |
| 0:39.6 | I love seriously. I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? Just us for real. |
| 0:49.6 | My goodness, if this doesn't sound just like the real radio, and yet we all know it's of the imaginary variety. It's a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL. The show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm just sitting there on my iPod. |
| 1:08.6 | I hear you, buddy. I hear you a little kid. It's just so frustrating. I want to be in Florida getting a tan on my back. |
| 1:15.6 | So do we all. But we find ourselves at episode 722 in a collector series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in it. |
| 1:25.6 | 189 pounds. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. |
| 1:29.6 | One of the listeners, I think in Switzerland, made an amazing Excel spreadsheet chart of my weight over the last year. |
| 1:42.6 | And there were some highs and there were some lows. And we're finding ourselves once again at a high, which is in truthfully speaking kind of a low. But we'll get it together here. That's what exciting New Year's resolutions are all about. |
| 1:57.6 | Hi, this is Luke's mom, Suzy coming tonight on TBTL. Speaking of which, we've got some of them here on TBTL, which we're definitely going to stick to this year. |
| 2:06.6 | Good at line. So we'll share with you what we've resolved to try to do in the 2011 also want to get your your dog neutered for a nickel. |
| 2:17.6 | I say, I say, was it? No. Of course you do. It's an update from the Fort Wayne news desk. And after two plus weeks of not responding to any of your emails or voice mail. We've got an email. |
| 2:30.6 | Email lightning round, which will power through today on the show. It's very exciting to be here at the beginning of 2011. |
| 2:43.6 | Even though it got off to a very inauspicious start for me, I had read somewhere that iPods and I should say iPhones were going to have alarm problems in 2011. |
| 2:57.6 | You didn't change some kind of a setting or do some kind of an update. But I just assumed that that was the lame stream media lying to me or maybe over exaggerating something. |
| 3:10.6 | But then this morning at about, I don't know, 8.45, which is about, oh, 15 minutes before I'm supposed to be talking on the radio. |
| 3:21.6 | I just, well, first I was having this terrible stress dream, which was that I had just been cast in a play. And the play was that night and I needed to learn all of the dialogue. And it was really complicated. |
| 3:33.6 | I was having that dream, which was maybe my body trying to tell me something. But sure enough, I opened my eyes and I had this sense that it is way too light out for it to be 6.30 in the morning. |
| 3:46.6 | And sure enough, my iPhone had not gone off. I had not gotten up on time. What followed was a crazed mad dash to the radio station, which somehow I got there just in time. |
| 3:58.6 | So I guess everything turned out okay. But we're getting off to a shaky start, shaky start here in 2011. But I think we're going to, we're going to make it. |
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