December 31, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2010

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

TBTL gets ready for the new year with a performance by the very awesome 'Fences'.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Now, a lot's happened in the news since I went off the air.
0:03.2	And I wanted to cover it all in one joke.
0:07.1	Just in one joke.
0:09.0	Yeah, then I realized that's like trying
0:10.6	to keep an Icelandic volcano from wearing Lady Gaga's meat
0:13.3	dress while a trap Chilean miner
0:15.0	cleans up the BP oil spill, comma, bread farts penis.
0:19.4	Happy New Year's Eve, Peoples.
0:37.4	This is TBL, the show that is probably too beautiful to live.
0:42.2	My name is Luke Burbank.
0:43.1	I'm your host, this episode 721 in a collector series.
0:49.4	It's New Year's Eve Day, and I hope wherever you are,
0:54.8	you're having a very fun, productive time.
0:59.2	I don't know what you're doing.
0:59.8	Maybe you're throwing a party tonight.
1:02.1	Maybe you're going to go hit your local watering hole.
1:05.4	I would say this.
1:07.7	Go somewhere that's walking distance,
1:09.7	because the last thing that we need
1:11.9	is any of you perishing in a fiery wreck tonight.
1:15.4	Maybe not even because of you.
1:16.6	Maybe because you're responsible.
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