January 26, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2011

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke battles through illness so The Gang can learn a lesson on what Is and Isn't news. Plus, TBTL takes a trip into the demented world of 'Bun Scrubbles'.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It is now... 706.
0:03.6	You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to ponder the error of your ways.
0:08.7	Any questions?
0:09.5	Yeah.
0:10.0	It's Barry Manolo, know that you rate his wardrobe.
0:12.7	T-B-T-L!
0:21.0	Hey there, folks. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:26.9	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:31.1	Look at it. It's plain and simple. It's bullshit.
0:34.1	Well, that seems a little bit harsh. I'm your host, Luke Burbank.
0:37.3	Weighing in at 185.5 pounds.
0:44.8	That's very exciting times around here.
0:46.6	On this Wednesday, it's episode 739 in a collector series.
0:52.6	We've got all kinds of stuff going on today.
0:54.6	Hi, this is Luke's Mom Fuzzi coming tonight on T-B-T-L.
0:58.4	Jen receives a possibly concerning email from an anonymous source.
1:02.4	You're addicted to alcohol. You get goofy and fights.
1:05.4	Making a mess out of the evenings and the beat goes on.
1:08.2	I call those Tuesdays.
1:10.2	We've also got a new segment called Don't Do It, Alec!
1:15.9	In which we instruct Alec Baldwin not to do things.
1:19.4	All that and your emails and so much more
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