January 27, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2011

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Despite ingesting massive quantities of cold medicine, Luke decides to try and do the show. Disaster ensues.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I like your nurse's uniform guy.
0:02.0	These are OR scrubs.
0:03.5	Oh, are they?
0:05.0	Well, they're totally inappropriate for the occasion.
0:08.0	Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner.
0:10.0	That's because you weren't invited.
0:12.0	Take it easy, Pax.
0:14.0	You were the one that ordered him a whiskey and soda.
0:17.0	So what's wrong with that?
0:19.0	I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink ton one myself?
0:22.0	So tell me, Curly, how do you know him as cross?
0:25.0	We went to Harvard together.
0:27.0	Oh, that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it.
0:29.0	So I'm not sweating it either.
0:31.0	Can we get a short play?
0:40.0	Hey there, Ho there.
0:42.0	Welcome, everybody.
0:43.0	To a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL,
0:46.0	it is the show that is probably too beautiful to live.
0:50.0	You are boring me to death, and I am already dead.
0:53.0	You're boring me back to death.
0:55.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 184 pounds.
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