January 24, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2011

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Jen obsess about their weight. And then obsess about obsessing about their weight. In other words, a typical TBTL monday.

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0:00.0	Tracy, you are going to die.
0:02.3	What?
0:02.9	No!
0:03.6	When I tell you who I'm dating, squeaky from, she is difficult.
0:09.8	Anywho, I have the results of your physical.
0:12.9	Tracy, you are going to die.
0:15.0	What?
0:15.6	No!
0:16.7	You have no reflexes.
0:18.3	Your blood tastes like root beer and some of your bones appear to have vanished.
0:23.0	I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people during Operation Desert Storm.
0:26.9	I actually wrote a report on it, but my commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam.
0:31.9	Cookie Times.
0:32.9	TVTM!
0:38.9	Oh, we are just getting started.
0:41.4	Friendos, on this Monday afternoon edition of TVTL, this is the show.
0:46.4	It's probably too beautiful to live.
0:48.9	It's a ship that made a castle run in less than 12 parsecs.
0:51.9	Oh, yeah, it also made the castle run in less than 12 parsecs.
0:54.9	I always forget that about the show.
0:56.8	We're one of the few podcasts, I think they can legitimately say that.
0:59.8	This episode's 737 in a collector's series, and it's threatening to be kind of interesting, actually.
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