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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

January 18, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2010

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

MLK Day Special!

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0:00.0

Hello, hello. Hi, Frendos. Welcome to a special Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show

0:09.5

that's probably too beautiful to live. It is MLK Day 2010. And as it turns out, I am

0:19.8

taking the day off because I am not a racist, like the rest of you who are working nice.

0:26.5

No, actually, I have all kinds of paperwork and logistical stuff to tend to concerning

0:34.3

the live show from New York next Tuesday. It's just eight days away, people. Park slope

0:39.2

we go hard. And also, we are getting some loose ends tied up related to our fundraiser,

0:46.1

which will be the first week of February. But I did not want to leave you without some

0:50.1

kind of little audio nugget today. So I thought what we'd do is we would listen back

0:54.5

to the TBTL that we put together for you exactly one year ago on MLK Day. So it was

1:01.7

2009. And I had just returned from running a half marathon in Phoenix. Jen had been in

1:08.4

Las Vegas. And Sean had been in Seattle, trying to hold down the fort with kind of mixed

1:14.9

results because we had left him with some tape that was not long enough on Friday. So

1:19.7

he was forced to improvise. And I think what we've learned is when Sean Ditori improvises

1:24.6

it. Sometimes it doesn't turn out exactly as you might hope. So I'm going to play this

1:31.6

for you right now. You know what? Just listen into the excitement in our voices, the hopefulness,

1:38.0

the sort of, you know, Jouah de Vive. I'll tell you this show used to be awesome. There

1:45.3

was a time when it's easy to forget this, but there was a time when TBTL didn't suck

1:48.9

ass. It was called MLK Day of 2009. Enjoy. TBTL is call takers. TBTL is mystery solvers.

2:01.2

TBTL is love songers. TBTL is give backers. TBTL is too beautiful to live on 97-3 FM

2:10.2

in Cairo.

2:11.9

Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak for the show for

2:19.1

now on. Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. Deal with

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