Ladies and gentlemen, Neil Young.

We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic, it was visual,

it was stupid, it was stupid, but it was also theater.

It's high noon on a Friday afternoon, so that means it must be time for a Friday edition

of T.B.T.L. The show that's probably too beautiful to live.

How drunk are you?

A lot to vary.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.

Four yeses and one hell yeah.

Pretty stoked about that. Maybe 188 is the new 187. I'll take it.

We've got a great show and store for you today. This is an episode 479 in a collector

series. That's right, episode 479. We have the comedy stylings. That's, you know what,

that's reductive. We have the insightful talk stylings of Mr. Mark Marin coming our

way in just a moment. He's so much more than just a comedian, a social commentator, he's

a lover, his podcast host, there's a lot of stuff. We're going to talk to him in a matter

of seconds. What else do we have tonight on T.B.T.L.?

Just before we get to Mark, a quick update on what has been sort of our top story the

last few days, which is the situation in Haiti. Just a reminder, if you have an extra

five or ten bucks, there are very easy ways you can give some money to those people.

You can text the word Haiti to 90, triple nine, that gives ten bucks to the Red Cross.

Or you can type the text the word ELA, Y-E-L-E, to the number 501-501, and that gives five

bucks to this organization that Wycliffe John runs. Yesterday, you know what, I said that

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