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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

January 19, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2010

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Luke officially declares Charlie Rose a creep (w/ the audio to prove it!), plus comedian HariKondabolu stops by to be hilarious.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Conan is a gentleman, funny, the hottest late night

0:02.5

going out for an extra.

0:04.3

And I said, you know what's that mean?

0:07.2

I don't want to see Conan going anywhere else.

0:08.7

I'm 59.

0:09.5

I'll be 59 years old when this leaves five years from now.

0:12.0

That's 1200 shows and I'm not going anywhere tomorrow.

0:15.1

And I said, you know, there's really only one person

0:18.0

who could have done this into his 60s.

0:19.5

And that was Johnny Carson.

0:20.5

And I think it's fair to say, I'm no Johnny Carson.

0:23.7

So I called up my buddy, no, no, no.

0:25.6

I called up my buddy Jerry Steinfeld.

0:26.9

I said, Jerry, what do you think, you know?

0:28.2

And Jerry quit his show when it was the most popular.

0:30.7

And I'm proud to save this show.

0:32.0

It's been number one.

0:33.0

We will keep it number one.

0:34.5

And then at 09, I'll say, Conan, it's take it over.

0:39.0

It sure is because you know, you can do these things

0:41.4

until you carry on in a stretcher because, you know,

0:43.8

when I took this show over, boy, there's a lot of animosity

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