January 10, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2008

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Welcome to the Show

AwesomeNotAwesome: Polar Bears in Germany, Edmund Hillary and Johnny Grant, John Kerry's endorsement, 30 Rock is on tonight, H&M is coming

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.2	Nobody buys me, nobody buys me either.
0:13.2	That's hell of a janky.
0:16.4	It looks just like I don't dare.
0:20.0	Looks just like whatever.
0:22.0	Come on!
0:24.0	Run!
0:27.0	Yes, yes y'all, this is TBTL.
0:30.0	The show that according to a forthcoming article in the journal Nature has a very high probability of being too beautiful to live.
0:39.0	I'm Luke Burbank, your host, my pre-show weight today, 188 pounds up 1.5 pounds from yesterday.
0:48.0	Thanks a lot.
0:49.0	Block of Pepper Jack, cheese I ate last night.
0:52.0	Jen Andrews, would you weigh in it?
0:54.0	135.
0:55.0	Nice, nice work.
0:57.0	Excellent, nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
1:01.0	It's all right.
1:02.0	Richard Simmons, direct quote,
1:04.0	Sean Dittori, you've been living on $5 and some lunch meat for the past three days.
1:08.0	How's that affecting your weight?
1:10.0	It has affected it dramatically, 147 pounds and a half.
1:15.0	Ooh, tonight at midnight your direct deposit goes through,
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