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Baby Geniuses

Gabe Delahaye / Dan Black

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2014

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Hey babies - this week's guest is comedy writer and GOOP expert Gabe Delahaye! We talk about shark facts, meat showers, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Then, faux-fitness expert Charlie Marbles teaches us how to trick people into thinking you can be a good personal trainer (the info you've been waiting for!!!). Plus: Rocky sequels! Beyonce footage! Giggles!!! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Dan Black Gabe Delahaye

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space

0:03.2

than one of God's wet farts,

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place.

0:06.2

There were no signs of life.

0:07.8

On Mars or Venus, but planet Earth was blessed

0:10.6

with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses.

0:15.0

We know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses.

0:19.0

We know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses.

0:22.0

We know everything. Baby geniuses. We know everything.

0:23.2

Baby geniuses.

0:24.5

Tell us something you don't know.

0:26.3

Hello.

0:27.1

Welcome to Baby Geniuses.

0:28.6

I'm Emily.

0:29.6

I'm Lisa.

0:30.6

Thank you so much for listening.

0:31.6

First of all, apologies for not releasing an episode last week.

0:35.0

We were just so busy.

0:36.6

We were very busy.

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