It's Taylor Swift & Mean Girls Day!

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Jordana realize it’s October 3rd! The “basic bitch Christmas”is a perfect fall day as it is Taylor Swift’s album release, Mean Girls Day, and a perfect day to drink spice lattes and put on a Gilmore Girls marathon. Jared takes on “Rejection October,” trying to get turned down three times, while they also break down a first date gone icky when the guy pressured a tired listener to reschedule. Plus, they analyze a performative ex sending unsolicited travel updates, showing how some people use breakups to make themselves look good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	One thing, you have a hole in your pants.
0:04.0	No, really? Where?
0:06.0	Can you see?
0:08.0	Are you wearing underwear?
0:10.0	I would keep your legs crossed on this phone.
0:13.0	What happened?
0:15.0	We would be able to make it out on camera, would you?
0:17.0	I don't think we can. But then we can look.
0:22.4	I just sit like I had my period.
0:24.6	You peed in your pants.
0:29.7	Hello and welcome back to the U.S. podcast.
0:30.7	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:33.2	And I am Jared Fried.
0:35.0	It's a Friday Feels episode.
0:36.1	How you feeling, Jordana?
0:40.4	Feeling flirty and fun.
0:41.5	Flirty and fun.
0:42.6	It's October 3rd.
0:44.4	It's the Taylor Swift Album Day.
0:45.1	It is.
0:46.0	And it's Mean Girls Day.
0:49.2	It's all, it is the season.
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