Chrissy Can't Stop Taking Edibles and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!! 00:30 - Intro 07:12 - Chicken Parm 11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids 19:27 - Creatine 23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz 26:57 - Relationships Yo 31:00 - Live Reads 36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise 39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks! 45:17 - DRAKE BELL 56:05 - Live Read 2 1:00:00 - Chris is Dying 1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan 1:07:49 - HIV Baby 1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal 1:17:52 - MEAN Comments Support our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Law or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Better Help This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Joy Mode Go to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.6	I used the pants my dad.
0:38.0	Is your kids ever like completely ruined a surprise before? And he goes, Green Day tickets, you're going to see Green Day Day and then he just skipped out of the
0:44.7	fucking room. What do you think he's needed? Do you think it means quality
0:47.5	like he was good or the department he managed was quality? What do you
0:50.8	honestly think? Tell me the truth. My dad reached in the back, grabbed the burger out of my sister's hand, took a bite, and then threw
0:58.0	the rest out of the window. What? What's up everybody? What's up everybody?
1:16.0	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
1:18.0	I am on some Schmette balls again.
1:21.0	With me as always, Mike Cannon, Shane Cannon. I have joined him. Yes.
1:27.0	Vito baby mouth Kalisi. John the Father Grady and then we have in the guest couch off camera we have Nick the
1:36.2	ear Angelo Pittsburgh's finest if if you don't know what he looks like
1:40.1	imagine if a pramante brother sandwich came to life.
1:44.0	It's Nick.
1:47.0	Nick is here, Nick is here because we, I just asked him to come in and you're going to say why, Chris, don't't know but he's here and I'm happy that he's fucking here because he brings positive energy and he's a good man
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