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Let's get to the show. Does her? She is, she is restricted diet cat though. I'm remembering now.

She's no grains.

Although my cats don't eat grains,

that just means you have to buy like somewhat more expensive food.

I can't.

And treats you have to be careful.

And they try to eat your bread and you say no.

That's the other... My cats try to eat everything.

Nanny. I was eating like top ramen the other day and my cat came up and was like this is

my now I was like are you out of your mind?

Can I put my paw in it that I also put in my shit?

You would like grab noodles away from me to eat the noodles.

How incredibly rude. You think you're getting away from that by not getting a dog

But no sir you're just getting the thing that is easier to get on the table. Yeah

God, it's easy for them to get on a table. They own my entire house. Truly they do. I also have the fear of like what if I like what if they get really sick and then I have to take them to the vet and it's $2,000 and I'm bankrupt forever. I got pet insurance even with it okay yeah yeah

pet insurance it's like I think like 25 dollars a month so it's not cheap but it's it's

not bad even with it it doesn't always cover dental because I think we're

about to fork out like a thousand dollars to get some teeth out of this cat's

mouth boy oh boy too much top ramen yeah too much top ramen and didn't brush just get enough.

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