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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Soy Gives Men Boobies with Jesse Ray Beaumont

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode is a very special one. The guest may be incarcerated, but his soul and his intellect are free as a bird. Jesse Ray Beaumont is an amateur horologist and full-time small-town scapegoat who is currently serving a life sentence for a crime he may not have committed. He’s the subject of the popular podcast M-Towne. And he’s very convinced that soy gives men big saggy tatas.

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0:00.0

The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

0:22.2

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

0:25.0

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

0:29.7

Let's get to the show. Okay, so just see Ray. What are you up to? I know we're on the phone so I can't really see what you're doing today.

0:55.0

Well, I am in the Warden's office. He gave me, he was kind enough to lend me his phone so we could have a little chit chat and I do appreciate it.

1:08.0

A lot of times they say that prisoners don't get any rights, I have to say I was awful nice

1:14.5

with him today. That's so do you do you feel like you have a good relationship with the

1:18.6

Warden? Well as good as you can, I've been in here forever.

1:23.0

In the years, I'm in here for life, so I figure we might as well get along,

1:28.0

because he's, I'm gonna end up having to have to have a favor here and there.

1:34.8

Oh, what are the, yeah, I've heard that that's sort of the,

1:38.7

the transactions of prison or favors.

1:48.1

I don't really have mine. I don't know if you know this about me but people say just here at Belmont is the town garbage. So I don't get any visitors really so the only thing I really have to

1:56.1

barter are compliments. Oh so what would be like an example of a compliment. Well it would be like all you know it'd be like

2:05.4

Warden Snyder I think that you look very clean shaving today something like that or I

2:11.5

like your smile you know that sort of thing and you compliment them you know like

2:16.4

on the pictures or this children and things and it works yeah that's so sweet.

2:23.0

You know, you say you're...

2:24.0

You gotta do what you gotta do.

2:26.0

I've said a lot of them are just flat out lies, but...

2:29.0

Oh yeah, do you feel like you've made some friends in prison, you know, some other outcasts?

2:34.7

Hmm.

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