The Bert Show.

I'm going to do you a huge favor here.

If you like Jason Mamoa and you want to see his ass a lot, I got a show for you.

I stumbled on it last night on Apple TV.

It's called Chief of War.

Have you guys heard about it?

No.

Just saw a commercial for it.

I'm like, this is right down my alley, man.

It's like Hawaiian history. It's based on hawaiian history

when the different islands and chiefs from the different islands used to like fight with each other man

guys from kawai would just all head on over to awaoo and they just start kicking each other's ass right

well um jason uh momo is stars in it and because of the dress of the time he is mostly

unclothed. You know, like those old school like thongs I used to wear? You're like the samurai.

Not samurai guys, but the Sumo wrestler guy, whatever that thing's called. He's in that thing

the entire time. You are checking out Jason Mamoa's ass and he's swimming naked. If you like Jason Mamoa's ass, you will like this show. I personally love the show, not because of his ass, just because it's great. But if you want to see Jason Mamo's ass, there it is. Is he riding a shark? Yeah.

Yeah. In the very first couple of scenes, he rides a shark because they're trying to make him out to be, well, I'm not going to say what it's about.

I'm just telling you, it's almost, it's like old school Hawaiian mafia.

I'm Googling this for educational purposes.

That's a lot of butt.

That's so much, but That's almost too much butt.

I must have parental controls on my computer because I'm getting very little butt.

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