New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

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I know of a woman who basically was in a relationship for two years and she was engaged

with her.

Her best friend. Fowl. That's so foul. You think? What did you say? I put my captain obvious

cap on. And alert the masses that that is foul. Another hot tape from Grisha. I'm known

from a bulb. It's how I got to where I am. I hate you by the way. I know you're upset

about Gary Vee and I don't take it out on me. How long is this relationship going on?

Two years. Two years. He's messing around with the best friend for two years.

Easily since they had been together at the start. That's even worse than foul. That is

beyond foul. So then he decides that not only is cheating, that's already bad. He leaves

her to go be with the woman. The best friend makes the best friend his new girlfriend.

Right. So of course this woman, she's hurt. She's just been broken up with. So she disappears

for a little bit and stays quiet. She doesn't say anything. It's just like, you know, off

the radar. That's the way to do it right there. Let it pass. Let them think they're safe.

And then me. Meanwhile, he did not know that she has a group of friends and she has her

friends on high alert. She told her friends that, hey, if you see him and my ex best friend

around a certain parts of town, let me know. Katie, have you been on high alert? I'm

not, no, I'm not in this, I'm not in this friend group. I'm not one of these high alert

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