New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last, subject to availability.

As a joke, the DJ was like, I have Justin Timberlake's Brented Toast. So we ebayed it for

like thousands of dollars. This girl still has her frozen in her freezer. She paid $1000

for it.

Did you imagine having Justin Timberlake's Brented Toast in your freezer? How many years later?

Yeah, for hardcore fan, I can understand it.

They used to say, remember when mall concerts were a big thing? Like these acts like Brittany

and Hanson and Incingwood go on mall tours? There's people who would get up on the stage

after the concert and like just scrape any hair that they could off the stage tape.

Yeah, so they could sell it.

You just literally stole the story that I've told about Dallas and Hanson for years.

Is that what I learned from him?

Yes.

My bad.

My bad.

I hate it to the story.

If you stuck with me, it stuck with me so hardcore.

I thought it was lower.

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