PT 2: Bert Got A DM From Someone Really Surprising! What Does This Message Mean?

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.3 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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When the biggest #MotivationalSpeaker in the world reached out to Bert he didn't know what to think. But now he's got answers! He'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on Good Different News, reality TV star admits it's nothing like reality, and more
0:06.6	good news just in at Suzuki.
0:08.7	With tech packed in and two years free servicing until the 31st of March, get great cars
0:13.3	like the Swift, S-Cross and Vitara at prices you wouldn't expect.
0:17.2	Join us next time for more good news, hopefully.
0:20.2	Search Suzuki Cars, Suzuki, Good Different.
0:23.4	Offer applies to UK Private Retail purchases from participating Suzuki dealer terms and exclusions
0:30.4	apply C-Cars.Susuki.co.uk.
0:30.4	New Year, new me.
0:32.1	Nah, I'm fine just the way I am.
0:35.0	Doing the things I love.
0:37.0	Like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend.
0:42.8	My only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love.
0:47.6	Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.
0:52.1	All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks.
0:56.3	For no extra charge, while stocks last, subject to availability.
1:00.0	Get it, the virtue!
1:02.0	I knew it was online trickery, I knew it was online sorcery, I just didn't know how.
1:09.7	And now I do.
1:10.7	You just couldn't accept it for what it was, could you?
1:12.5	No, man, I could not.
1:13.5	You just had to keep on digging, didn't you?
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