Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Ari Shaffir! They discuss language, how main landers partake in open defecation and their own human dumps. They discuss some Israeli behaviors, Ari’s YouTube special, singers that fell from grace, and traveling in South America and Australia. They talk about how awesome it would be to be gay, and they discuss Mark Normand’s bachelor party where Bert Kreischer had a bit of a meltdown. They exchange stories about knocking things out of people’s hands, Tom’s kids and Ari’s hemorrhoids.

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode.
0:02.0	A first date with me is your host Lauren Compton.
0:04.4	Find out what it's like to date the person in the hot seat.
0:07.6	As long as they have good feet.
0:09.0	That's a red flag.
0:09.8	My guest is Danny Brown, Tom Sagarab.
0:12.8	I'll split your hand for a night.
0:14.4	Do you get jealous easily?
0:15.6	How do you feel about open relationships?
0:17.4	Do you have a sex playlist?
0:19.2	Just put on like some Bjork.
0:20.4	That's a good one.
0:21.4	And she goes, I was offering myself to you and I was like, what?
0:24.6	New episodes every Tuesday.
0:26.4	Rate, comment and subscribe.
0:28.4	Anywhere you listen to podcasts.
0:30.0	This week on Two Bears 1K.
0:32.2	Get out of here, stop fucking.
0:34.0	I thought you were going to say it's so much job to kill guys.
0:37.0	You did spend two hours at the bar.
0:39.8	A fucking getting drunk.
0:40.8	That's because I'm an alcoholic.
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