Atlanta is Family
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is in the studio after a big weekend performing at her home theatre - The Fox. She chats about how doing a show at home can be more stressful than any other cities and how the acquaintances come out of the woodwork to get those free tickets. She tries to relax on Sunday by putting out all her lawn furniture for the summer but the heat index had other plans. She is excited to get to NYC for her show at the Beacon and her week in the city. She gets to take some voicemail about the after party, a lost photo and a hot take on recording comedians.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:08.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:14.7 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:27.0 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. If you're watching this on YouTube, |
| 0:32.4 | I apologize. Okay, this is the best I could do today. I'm in an oversized Levi's denim jacket, which I know is |
| 0:38.7 | going to make me look enormous in the horizontal landscape feature. And I'm wearing my Ferrari hat |
| 0:46.7 | that you'll see me wearing in multiple episodes because I just couldn't. I couldn't. Today was the day |
| 0:51.9 | where I got up and I said, enough. I can't. Okay. My fingers are swollen. |
| 0:57.9 | My eyes are puffy. I'm a little bit bloated from the weekend. I've got yum yum sauce on my shirt. |
| 1:04.7 | I just ate a pokey bowl like an animal, like an absolute barbarian. And so this is all I can do. |
| 1:17.0 | So, let me be that is loud hold on that is loud there we go okay how are we I hope you're having a good day I know you'll have to |
| 1:25.5 | get up and you know actually clock in and go be functioning adults out in the world, but I don't ever really get a day just to really slum it. |
| 1:35.2 | And it's Monday when I'm recording this and I'll tell you what, I am, I'm fighting for my life right now. |
| 1:41.9 | The coffee's not enough. I have an unsweet iced tea. It's not enough. |
| 1:45.3 | I need an Adderall. I need something to pick me back up because I am, the weekend took it out of me |
| 1:50.1 | in a good way. But we are spent. We are drained. We need to get that love tank in the words of Vicki |
| 1:55.6 | Gunvelson. I need my love tank full. We just had a really wild weekend. Big show here in Atlanta, Georgia at the Fox Theater. |
| 2:02.9 | It was so much fun. Had a blast. But I'll tell you what, I think doing shows for your hometown |
| 2:08.3 | are actually the hardest because there is so much pressure on you to, you know, obviously do a great |
| 2:15.6 | job for your friends and family who are obviously the most judgmental people in your life. But, you know, you do a great job for your friends and family who are obviously the most |
| 2:18.1 | judgmental people in your life. But, you know, you want to do a good job and rep your city and you |
| 2:22.9 | just want everything to go smoothly and to check everything off the list. And I'll tell you what, |
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